Naturally, home-Moses (Moe) was left alone in the house all day whilst my dear husband and I were out bringing home the bucks. We didn’t even think to remove one of his ribs and create for him a companion, so he wandered the apartment looking for a friend…
He met for brunch with some old friends from his days wandering in the wilderness, but he was surprised to find that they were still harboring some serious grudges against him for their past hardships…
Moe carried on and ended up running across come rich folks at the horse races. Sadly, they took one look at his bare feet and scraggly beard, and wanted nothing more to do with him.
Moe finally saw what looked to be a city in the distance. As he got closer, he saw that it was the Emerald City…but, alas, everyone was away protesting an off-Broadway showing of Wicked…
Emerson Abigail, the friendly house rabbit, took pity on Moe and invited him to lunch. Moe found himself unable to work up an appetite for rabbit food and Emerson Abigail wasn’t much for conversation.
He collapsed in despair.
Will Moe ever find a friend? Tune in tomorrow for the breathtaking conclusion of The Adventures of Moses Inaction Figure (http://bit.ly/bpG9ZP)!
